Yessiree! Throw us a few a billion dollars in "aid" and you’ll own the sixth most populous country on the planet. Think about what you could do with such a large body of human resource. Checkout some of our recent "projects":

• A few years back we helped the americans invade a neighbouring country. We betrayed our own people ! We’ll do anything for a few dollars.
• Why just yesterday we murdered 80 innocents studying in a maddressah in Bajaur among them many children. Will any other government murder its own people for such a cheap price? No! If you like we will even let you send your own terrorist helicopter gunships to do the job! And if your worried about public perception we’ll even claim we did it ourselves! You won’t get a better deal than this anywhere else.

And remember we pay you back your "aid" with interest so you actually make money!